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• 4-Bottle Technique
  Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a young farmer who is being taken advantage of by his entire family.
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• A Cat's Tail
  A boy writes to Ishfold to ask him if cats usually like having their tails played with.
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• A Slight Magical Hiccup
  A terrible fate awaited those who crosed this jealous teen when she tried her hand at black magic and inadvertently wreaked havoc. Can Dame Wotta Tripp help?
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• About WOTTICOM
  The Wotta Tripp Invisible College Of Magick is a place where those fortunate enough to be selected will study the magickal arts under the firm guidance of Dame Wotta Tripp. Find out more about this magical opportunity which is offered only to the few and far between.
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• About Your Personal Letter
  Let Dame Wotta Tripp write that awkward letter for you. Use Dame Wotta Tripp's Letter Writing Service today!
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• Absolute Loyalty Demanded By Goat Flayer
  A young girl falls head-over-heels in love with a serial killer - who else could she turn to for advice but Dame Wotta Tripp?
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• Absolutely Scandalous! - Dame Wotta Tripp's Internet Forum
  Absolutely Scandalous! is Dame Wotta Tripp's internet forum. Quickly, join the most alarming group online!
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• Absolution
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives absolution to those who are burdened with unwholesome - even very disturbing - secrets. If they are entirely horrible you will be sent for punishment and possibly even Wottribution. That will certainly teach you to try a little harder!
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• Absolution Granted!
  Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp has very kindly granted you absolution. What a very great relief!
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• Advice Column Testimonials
  Happy clients submit testimonials about their resolved issues after writing to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice.
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• Advice Letters
  Dame Wotta Tripp has been giving excellent advice to disturbed persons since well before 1873. Read some of the pitiful cries for help she receives daily and see the wisdom of Dame Wotta Tripp in action as she solves problems and helps deliver people from their terrible situations.
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• ALCHEMyKOOL
  Dame Wotta Tripp's shop ALCHEMyKOOL offers many magic-related gifts for purchase to her readers and fans.
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• All Is Vanity
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'All Is Vanity' illustrates the sad tale of a cat who ruined her natural charm after undergoing beauty treatments in a bid to become more of a glamor puss.
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• Amazing Fortune at Bus Stop!
  A young lady receives the unusual offer of an otherworld fairy marriage while waiting at the bus stop, and Dame Wotta Tripp attempts to make her see what a lucky girl she is!
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• Announcing Ishfold's First Novel!
  Dame Wotta Tripp Advice and Cat's Corner are proud to announce Ishfold's first novel, 'Squirrel in the Wind', and offer the prologue here as a sample for visitors and fans to read in advance of the publish date.
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• Apply For Godchild Status
  You may submit your application for godchild status to Dame Wotta Tripp here before continuing to the DNA Sample page.
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• Beyond 2012 Questions With Answers From Dame Wotta Tripp
  Dame Wotta Tripp answers key questions from frightened readers about what is in store for the planet in 2013 and beyond.
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• Cat Grooming
  Ishfold gives very good advice on how to groom your companion cat and avoid hairballs.
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• Cats Are Absolutely Wonderful!
  Ishfold explains to everyone that cat's are wonderful creatures who make delightful companions - unless they are stripe-wads, that is!
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• Cat's Corner - Ishfold, Mog & Widgeon
  Dame Wotta Tripp's feline familiar, Ishfold - writer, poet and novelist - pens the content for Cat's Corner. Here you will find the wisdom of cats revealed in articles and snippets of catly information.
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• Cats Everywhere!
  Penelope sees ghostly cats everywhere and asks Ishfold for help because people think she's crazy.
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• Cold Dawn
  Cold Dawn is the Dame Wotta Tripp dating service for colder, psychopathic people who don't really care very much.
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• Concrete Proof is in the Graham Pudding
  A sinister overnight visit with an elderly aunt almost costs a man his life, and Dame Wotta Tripp must warn him never to return unless he wants to sleep with the ornamental koi in aunty's garden pond.
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• Confess!
  The Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp will hear your confession immediately.
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• Confessional
  The Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp will hear your confession and afterwards you will either be absolved or sent for penance and possibly even for punishhment and Wottribution.
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• Contact Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija Board
  Would you rather contact Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija board? Instructions for contacting her during a spirit-board séance in order to receive a free consultation can be found right here!
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• Contact!
  Contact Dame Wotta Tripp by e-mail.
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• Co-Respondent in Detroit
  When a man's wife repeatedy puts him out with the garbage each week Dame Wotta Tripp knows it's time to help him out.
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• Craig Dooley - the 'Darn Good Telling Off' you ordered has now arrived
  Dame Wotta Tripp issues a firm telling off to Craig Dooley.
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• Custom Spell-Work
  Dame Wotta Tripp is here to help you to solve your Earthly problems by creating the perfect spell just for you!
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• Cy Hunnicutt, The 'Darn Good Telling Off' You Ordered Has Arrived!
  Dame Wotta Tripp delivers a 'Darn Good Telling Off' to Cy Hunnicutt.
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• Dame Wotta Tripp Advice
  Dame Wotta Tripp Advice is the funniest site on the internet. Packed with advice, articles and wicked services, you will be laughing for days. Fresh cries for help are answered in the hilarious advice column twice a week. Laugh, shop in one of several Dame Wotta Tripp Advice stores, interact or join the 'It's Absolutely Scandalous' Group and enjoy the gossip! Dame Wotta Tripp's shadow-humour is sorcerer-dark and perhaps that is why she claims that humor is best 'taken black with no sugar'. Who is she? You decide.
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• Darkness Gathers
  Dame Wotta Tripp has little compassion for a letter-writer who seems to have lost all hope.
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• Dating Testimonials
  Contented clients write in with testimonials about their happy experiences using the Wotta Tripp Dating service.
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• Dear Dam Wotta Tipp Lady
  A group of men from a distant land contact Dame Wotta Tripp because they have a very important question for her.
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• Delirious Fetish Dressing for Wedding Salads
  A man who wishes to throw salad dressing all over his bride and guests at his own up-coming wedding due to a fetish gets a dressing-down from Dame Wotta Tripp.
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• Demonic Terror Unleashed
  A ouija board used foolishly in a teen game unleashes a demon that leads to Shifty the dog's demise and Mitzi's possession. Only Dame Wotta Tripp knows what will happen next.
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• Did The World End In 2012, Dame Wotta Tripp?
  Dame Wotta Tripp deals with the concerns of anxious readers who want to know if the world ended in 2012. A complex subject, Dame Wotta Tripp is more than fitted for the task, and is here to address people's fears and soothe them, letting them know that all is well!
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• Digestive Issues
  Ishfold helps a suffering fan by offering handy medical advice.
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• Do Your Emotions Betray You?
  Dame Wotta Tripp advises people about difficult emotions and gives tips on self-love and emotional control.
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• Does Ishfold Have A Girlfriend?
  Caroline offends Ishfold by writing to ask him if he has a girlfriend.
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• Dream Lovers
  Are dream lovers real? Dame Wotta Tripp says yes - most definitely! Learn how you can take shameless advantage of the dream world and lure a real dream lover into your life!
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• Dump Your Cheating Lover
  A 'Dear John' letter ordered by a reader and crafted personally by Dame Wotta Tripp for maximum impact.
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• DWT Can Help Even You!
  Dame Wotta Tripp counsels that she can help even you, and exhorts peope to come to her for advice.
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• Effective Communication
  Dame Wotta Tripp provides excellent advice about effective and honest communication in personal relationships.
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• Eliminate Your Crooked Business Partner
  Dame Wotta Tripp's Letter Writing Service offers a sample letter for your perusal. This letter was prepared for someone who has a crooked and deceitful business partner.
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• Fast And Nasty
  Ishfold has a funny turn while contemplating the food that McDonalds serves to it's vctims.
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• Felidicta - A Cat's Dictionary
  Felidicta is a tiny cat dictionary of intimate cat words that most people don't know, but which of course all educated cats are very familiar with. Translated from Kit-E-Kat, Felidicta will be enlarged over time.
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• FIFF
  Dame Wotta Tripp is an advisor on earthly matters to FIFF, the Federation for Intergalactic Far-Flung Freedom. Learn about FIFF here.
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• Fire Your Hideous Boss
  An example of a letter ordered by a man who has determined to quit his unpleasant employment and nasty supervisor.
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• Flight Of Birds
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Flight of Birds' is a romantic poem about time travel.
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• Floating Posers Make Retinal Fairies Take Flight!
  Dame Wotta Tripp is asked for help by a woman who once believed she could see fairies and would now like to be able to see real ones.
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• Foods Of Love
  Explore the role that food can play in lovemaking with Dame Wotta Tripp.
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• Fowl Play
  A person who is intent on researching whether or not chickens cross roads receives a stern reaction from Dame Wotta Tripp, who feels her time is being wasted.
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• Free Samples of Heaven, Hell and Much. Much More - Holographic Downloads
  Download small free holographic samples of such things as 'Paradise', 'Thunder' and a little taste of 'Hell'. Brought to you courtesy of Dame Wotta Tripp Advice.
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• Fuglings
  'Fuglings' is a Dame Wotta Tripp dating service for the duckling unlikely to ever become a swan.
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• Games You Can Play
  Dame Wotta Tripp shares ideas for saucy games that will liven up your love life and put the fun back in your sexual encounters!
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• Help from Zimbabwe
  A naiive and immature would-be aviator lacking a shrewd business head might get more than he bargained for when he writes to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice.
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• Helping André to Be Himself
  A man who has never had a girlfriend writes to Ishfold for advice on finding love.
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• Hexting - The Power of a Cat's Curse
  Ishfold will write a wicked feline curse for you that can be emailed or texted to a frenemy!
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• Hey
  Dame Wotta Tripp thinks that a boyfriend who believes unsubstantiated gossip about his girl may not be worth keeping around.
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• How Can I Save My Relationship?
  Dame Wotta Tripp tells you how to try and save your rocky relationship, and when you should cut your losses and move on to greener pastures.
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• How To Apply For Godchild Status
  Apply here to become the godchild of Dame Wotta Tripp for an entire year of warm, maternal astral contact.
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• How To Become More Confident
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives useful tips about building up self-confidence and self-assurance so that you will feel good about yourself when you meet people.
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• How To Behave When You Go On A Date
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives excellent advice about how men and women should behave when out together on dates, as well as flirting tips for both sexes.
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• How To Catch Them Cheating!
  Dame Wotta Tripp advises about how to catch a cheating lover in the act and get the evidence you need to make a relationship decision.
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• How To Have Amazing Orgasms
  Dame Wotta Tripp selflessly shares her knowledge about amazing quantum orgasms and how to have them with her happy readers.
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• How To Meet The Right People
  If you're looking for love, Dame Wotta Tripp's article 'How To Meet the Right People' explains how you can meet new people who won't destroy your life, but will instead complement it.
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• How To Stop Coughing
  Ishfold advises Tim, who has allergies and coughs all night, what to do to aid his recovery and get some proper rest.
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• I Dream Of You
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about the fear of losing a cherished love, 'I Dream Of You'.
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• I Know Where You Live
  Someone wasting Dame Wotta Tripp's time receives only a veiled threat in reply from the impatient 'first lady' of advice
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• I'm Very, Very Sorry
  Dame Wotta Tripp helps someone apologize to a loved one.
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• In and Out
  Dame Wotta Tripp receives a happy up-date letter from Phillip Bruce Nugent VII in Australia, whose Sheila was missing.
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• In the Shadow Of Her Hat
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about his unusual relationship with Dame Wotta Tripp, 'In The Shadow Of Her Hat', explores the themes of dependence versus independence.
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• In-Laws And Other Monstrosities
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives the necessary tips for dealing with and even getting rid of the scourge of relatives who have overstayed their welcome in your home.
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• Interference And Manipulation
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives advice and tips for dealing with interfering partners, family members and friends so that you can get your freedom and privacy back.
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• Interview with DWT
  Dame Wotta Tripp is interviewed by Velociity Starkk of 'Nebula Magazine', who does not fare so well.
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• Is Dame Wotta Scary in Real Life?
  A reader writes to ask Ishfold if Dame Wotta Tripp is scary in real life.
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• Is Your Partner Having An Affair?
  Dame Wotta Tripp explains the signs that your partner might be cheating on you and gives advice on what you can do about it.
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• It Isn't Natural
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'It Isn't Natural' tackles the frequently taboo subject of unnatural love.
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• It May Be Your Fault That Your Cat Is Going Bald!!
  Ishfold explains why it might be your fault if your cat is going bald.
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• Join Absolutely Scandalous! - Wotta Tripp's Internet Forum
  You are cordially invited to join Dame Wotta Tripp's sizzling internet group 'Absolutely Scandalous!' from this page.
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• Just Two Little Words
  Dame Wotta Tripp explains about the two little words that men have used for hundreds of years to lure and seduce women with, and introduces the work of Dafydd ap Gwilym, a long-ago Welsh bard and philanderer, to illustrate her point.
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• Justine Is A Bit Curious
  Justine writes to ask Ishfold if he is a fake.
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• Keeping Your Relationship Fresh
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives relationship tips that will help you to keep your relationship fresh and love blooming.
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• Letter Writing Service Testimonials
  Satisfied clients write in with glowing testimonials about their amazing experiences using the Wotta Tripp Letter Writing service.
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• Letter Writing Services
  Dame Wotta Tripp proffers help when the words just won't come. You need to write that letter but you just aren't sure what to say, so let Wotta Tripp make that deision for you. She will compose the perfect letter to suit the situation you describe.
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• Letters to Ishfold
  Ishfold, Dame Wotta Tripp's cat, answers letters sent in by his readers and fans.
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• Links
  The Dame Wotta Tripp Advice quality links page.
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• Liquored-Up Beasts
  According to Dame Wotta Tripp, the planet is packed full of creatures who deliberately attempt to imbibe alcohol for its pleasurable and intoxicating effects.
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• Looking Reproachfully At People
  Ishfold attempts to explain to humans how cruel it is to tease or laugh at cats.
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• Lose Your Selfish Unreliable Friend
  Dame Wotta Tripp helps someone to lose a selfish, unreliable friend.
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• Lover's Moon - Love Spells
  The night is for lovers! Dame Wotta Tripp examines the effects of the moon on the human psyche and shows how you can use simple moon-magic to draw love into your life.
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• Magick Godmother Service
  Dame Wotta Tripp offers a Magick Godmother Service to certain applicants. Apply now!
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• Magick Godmother Service Testimonials
  Satisfied clients write in with warm testimonials regarding their happy time using the Magick Godmother Service and experiencing the comforting, maternal presence of Dame Wotta Tripp all year round.
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• Making Guests Welcome
  Ishfold explains how to make guests welcome and make sure to include cats in all of the fun and festivities.
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• Man Killed by Enraged Cabbage Whites
  Dame Wotta Tripp recounts the sad story of a man who meets a sorry end in Kentucky at the hands of militant right-wing cabbage whites.
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• Me sheila’s Missing
  A sexist Australian farmer loses his wife and then complains to Dame Wotta Tripp hoping for advice, which he liberally receives.
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• Money And Romance
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives sterling advice about managing your finances properly, which will impact your relationship positively, making it stronger and priming it for continued success.
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• Morgasms
  Dame Wotta Tripp brings to you 'Morgasms', full of spicy advice that covers such subjects as tantric sex, orgasms, love games, sex secrets from the past, and for the more unwary, pregnancy and children.
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• Moth Wings
  Dame Wotta Tripp brings to you Moth Wings, a romantic section full of advice for creating a more magical love life. Learn about aphrodisiacs and the secrets of attraction. Find out about the relationship between your dreams and love and discover all about real dream lovers. Learn simple love spells and see the real truth about the famous monument to love, theTaj Mahal, finally revealed.
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• Moving On
  Dame Wotta Tripp advises what to do after your relationship break-up.
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• My Spud-Muffin
  The 'My Spud-Muffin' Dame Wotta Tripp dating service caters to the average sofa-potato who dislikes moving around too much.
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• Naming Your New Kitty
  Ishfold tells us how to choose a name wisely for a new kitten or cat companion.
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• Night Letters Romance and Relationship Advice
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives dating and relationship advice in the form of her famous 'night letters'.
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• Night Soil - A Moon-Garden of Tips for a Better Relationship
  Night Soil is a Moon-Garden of romantic love tips and techniques that will help you to plant seeds of new growth in your life and relationships - brought to you by Dame Wotta Tripp Advice.
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• Nothing
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about a lost love, 'Nothing', cuts to the heart of a cat's lonely pain.
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• Occult Advice
  Dame Wotta Tripp will proffer occult help to those who are beleaguered by dark and loathsome astral forces or who have run afoul of a vengeful magician or some other wicked entity. Email her immediately for help!
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• Oddjobs
  'Oddjobs' is the Dame Wotta Tripp dating service for odd people & mis-matches who have a difficult time finding love.
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• Opposable Thumbs and Wings
  Ishfold explains why he wishes that cats had opposable thumbs and wings as well.
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• Order A Darn Good Telling Off!
  Order your own personal 'Darn Good Telling Off' from Dame Wotta Tripp now - you know you need one!
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• Ostrich Leather
  A woman with an ostrich farm writes for advice telling Dame Wotta Tripp that she secretly hates the birds that took over her life at an early age, preventing her from fulfilling her dreams.
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• Out in the Open - Essays by Ishfold
  Ishfold writes about what it means to be a cat.
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• Pale, Hairless and Would Never Fit In Anyway.
  Dame Wotta Tripp attempts to help a young lady who is pregnant due to an alien abduction.
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• Paws for Thought
  Paws for Thought is part of the 'Cat's Corner' area of Dame Wotta Tripp's amazing website and is run by Ishfold, who is her feline animal companion and familiar.
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• Penance
  The penances prescribed by Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp are listed in this section as a guideline. Please read the page thoroughly after your confession and select the penance(s) that closest fits your particular sin(s).
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• Perfect Mashed Potatoes Every Time
  Rory Writes to Ishfold for advice about how to make perfect mashed potatoes.
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• Permanently Alienate The Mother-in-Law From Hell
  Wotta Tripp helps a man to keep his awful mother-in-law permanently away.
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• Personal Letter Order Form
  You can order Dame Wotta Tripp's Letter Writing Service here. Sometimes you just can't find the words, but Wotta Tripp always can.
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• Personals
  Dame Wottta Tripp dating offers free personal adverts for your viewing pleasure.
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• Pixie Pleasures
  'Pixie Pleasures' is the Dame Wotta Tripp dating service for vertically challenged petite persons.
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• Place A Personal Advertisement Free
  Try placing a personal ad with Wotta Tripp Dating!
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• Please Arrange My Marriage, Wotta Tripp!
  Allow Dame Wotta Tripp to arrange the perfect marriage for you!
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• Pregnancy and Babies
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives advice to would-be parents and cautions about pregnancy and dealing with the resulting children, reminding her readers that they are wily, cannot be sent back and are never warrantied.
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• Procuring A Human
  Ishfold tells the secrets of finding a comfortable, loving new home!
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• Punishment
  Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp cauttions those who have arrived on this page to experience punishment that they should read the instructions very carefully to prepare themselves for the ordeal ahead. The sufferer will need firm resolve, because once activated, the automatic process of punishment cannot be easily stopped and they will be a fee charged to do so.
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• Punishment Testimonials
  Contented clients send in testimonials regarding their heartfelt relief after undergoing confession, punishment and Wottribution and feeling the weight of past sins drop from them as the burden of an ass drops to the ground at the end of a long day.
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• Read The ™T-Empirica Testimonials Here!
  Read the testimonials of lucky readers who have experienced 'T-Empirica' holographic downloads for themselves.
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• Scrupulously Clean Bottom
  A girl is certain that the animals she loves and that her relatives disapprove of are cleaner than some of her family members, so she asks Dame Wotta Tripp for moral support.
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• Secrets Of Attraction
  What attracts two people to each other? Dame Wotta Tripp examines age-old secrets of attraction to determine how you can maximize your appeal from the very first date through to that first saucy bedroom encounter!
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• Secrets Of The Night
  'Secrets Of The Night' offers three romantic destinations. You may visit 'Moth Wings', 'Morgasms' or 'Sensual Poetry by Ishfold' to find advice, inspiration, tips, feline poetry and entertaining information to improve your love life.
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• Seeing Eye to Eye on Fidelity Issue
  A lady writes for advice to Dame Wotta Tripp in a panic after shooting her husband dead and finding a tiny image of herself imprinted on his retina.
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• Send an E-Card
  Send a free humorous Dame Wotta Tripp e-card to a friend, enemy or frenemy!
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• Sensual Poetry by Ishfold
  Dame Wotta Tripp's brilliant and intellectual feline familiar, Ishfold, composes sensual poetry for our reading pleasure, providing us with what is perhaps the first glimpse into the creative and poetic mind of a domestic cat.
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• Sex Secrets From The Past
  Dame Wotta Tripp explores sex secrets from ancient times, showing how nothing changes very much over time.
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• Shy One
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Shy One' is about a bashful feline who is being encouraged to attend a full-moon convention of cats that is being held in the neighbourhood.
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• Simply Beastly Book
  A reader complains regarding the sexuality of fictional squirrels.
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• Site Map
  Dame Wotta Tripp’s Advice Column: A wickedly dark and humorous advice column run by Dame Wotta Tripp, who claims "humor is best taken black with no sugar".
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• Site Privacy Policy
  The Dame Wotta Tripp Advice site privacy policy.
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• Snow Mouse
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Snow Mouse' highlights betrayal in love and a cat's wish for revenge.
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• Somewhere Else
  Somewhere Else
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• Soul Insurance Services
  Dame Wotta Tripp offers her clients an excellent and exclusive soul-loss insurance policy (SLIP) which will help protect your soul and insure it against loss, damage, theft and unethical bills of sale or astral contracts. Soul repairs and trauma treatments include the loan of a temporary digital blank-template soul when necessary during soul-loss investigation, recovery and repairs.
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• Soul Insurance Testimonials
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• Soul Services
  A distressed schoolboy writes to Dame Wotta Tripp explaining he sold his soul and now wants it back. Wotta Tripp delivers a stern warning regarding the marketing of souls in general.
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• Spells & Magickal Services
  Dame Wotta Tripp offers a wide variety of magical services to her happy clients.
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• Stalk Only Me
  'Stalk Only Me' is the Dame Wotta Tripp dating service where people who are compulsive stalkers can discreetly target each other.
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• Star Kittens
  Geraldine writes to ask Ihfold if she should make special preparations for 2012 and afterwards.
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• Stealing People Is Wrong
  After loneliness drives a person to steal somebody and lock them up for three months in a basement, they write to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice on giving the abducted victim back.
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• Submit Your DNA Sample Here
  When applying to be a godchild of Dame Wotta Tripp it is required that you give a DNA sample. If selected, this will be necessary before receiving godchild status, so please give your sample at the same time that you apply. Simply follow the instructions on this page. It is simple and painless.
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• Submit Your ™T-Empirica Testimonials
  Submit accounts of your adventures using the free holographic samples of such experiences as 'Heaven', 'Hell', 'Fist-Fight' and 'Sea-Spell of the Siren' to Dame Wotta Tripp Advice as an inspiration to other less daring readers.
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• Submit!
  'Submit!' is Ishfold the cat's sensual poem written in honour of the ancient lion-headed goddess Sekhmet.
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• Swarming With Dwarfs At The 'Ferrets Revenge'!
  Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a broken man who had a terrible experience one night after being trapped in a public house after-hours.
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• Sweet 'n' High
  'Sweet'n'High' is the Dame Wotta Tripp dating service for people who are perpetually high, wasted and generally out of it.
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• Talk Backwards to Me
  Dame Wotta Tripp receives an insult in a letter written to her advice column and feels that she must discipline the writer.
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• Tantric Mishaps Reveal Inadequate Companion
  A series of misadventures with candles and snakes cause a dreadful situation during the 'Blissful Flutters' introductory course to Tantric sex. What will Dame Wotta Tripp recommend?
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• Tantric Sex
  Dame Woltta Tripp shows people how they can use the ancient practice of Tantra today to enhance ther sensual experiences and discover sexual bliss.
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• Tarot & Divination
  Dame Wotta Tripp will provide a Tarot reading or cast the bones for you in your hour of need!
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• Teen Romance
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives sound advice regarding the agonies of teen romance and how to deal with problems - before the texting stops!
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• Terms of Use and Site Policy
  The terms of use and site policy for the 'Dame Wotta Tripp Advice' web site.
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• Testimonials for Spells and Magickal Services
  Thrilled and satisfied clients proffer their glowng testimonials regarding Dame Wotta Tripp's exemplary magical work.
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• The Break-Up
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives advice about dealing with the dreaded and inevitably painful break-up of a failed relationship.
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• The Chemistry Of Love
  Dame Wotta Tripp tells her readers what causes the crazy feelings associated with being in love and explains what is happening in the brain when those emotions are running riot in your body.
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• The Dangerous Side Of Love
  Dame Wotta Tripp explores the many opportunities for accidents to take place during sexual exploits in this article about the hidden dangers of the boudoir.
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• The Dreadful Secrets of Dust
  Thinking too deeply about dust has eerie consequences for a person with OCD. Can Dame Wotta Tripp help?
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• The Dungeon
  A tour of Dame Wotta Tripp's dungeon, where the errant spirits of almost hopeless cases are temporarily restrained so that they can do no further damage. Dame Wotta Tripp labours hard to rehabilitate these tortured but dangerous souls.
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• The Freckle
  'The Freckle' is Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about a beguiling freckle that adorns a certain cat's nose.
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• The Green Cat
  The Green Cat Shop carries amusing cat-related giftware of all kinds - brought to you by Dame Wotta Tripp and her familiar and feline companion Ishfold, who runs the Cat's Corner.
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• The Happy Godchild Fridge Art Gallery
  The Happy Godchild Fridge Art Gallery is a place where Dame Wotta Tripp proudly displays the art that her loving godchildren make and send to her during their year of sponsorship, and yes, she does put the pictures on one of her fridges!
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• The Horse Chestnut Tree
  Ishfold writes a small essay on the Horse Chestnut tree & its many benefits for people and cats.
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• The Jellyfishies
  Ishfold the cat's essay about jellyfish.
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• The Nature Of Dreams
  Dame Wotta Tripp examines the nature of dreams.and explains where we go and what we do while we are asleep in this world. Learn how you can take advantage of dreams and open up new worlds in your life.
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• The Real Taj Mahal
  Dame Wotta Tripp reveals a secret which casts doubt on the origin of the Taj Mahal while illustrating the difference between ordinary and unconditional love.
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• The Well of Wotta
  Ask Dame Wotta Tripp a simple question and receive an immediate yes or no answer by using 'The Well of Wotta' online oracle.
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• Time to Join the Real World, Baby
  Dame Wotta Tripp gives some matter-of-fact advice to a woman experiencing bad luck.
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• TRIPPSyDELICA
  Dame Wotta Tripp's shop TRIPPSyDELICA offers a wide range of unusual and psychedelic-related gifts for purchase.
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• Turn The Heat Up Under Your Relationship
  Dame Wotta Tripp lays out an abundance of steamy ideas to spice up your love life and put the sparkle back into your romance.
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• Twyla Pipstaff - The 'Darn Good Telling Off' You Ordered Has Now arrived
  Dame Wotta Tripp delivers a 'Darn Good Telling Off' to miscreant Twyla Pipstaff.
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• What Happens When I Die, Dame Wotta Tripp?
  Dame Wotta Tripp explains to worried people what happens to them after they die, and what exactly it is that they can expect in the 'afterlife'. Finally put your mind at rest and find out the whole truth for yourself!
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• What Is An Orgasm?
  Dame Wotta Tripp explores with her readers the function of the orgasm from both a physiological and an esoteric point of view.
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• What Is Hyperspace?
  9 year old Stuart asks Ishfold about the nature and language of hyperspace.
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• What The Dickens?
  Dame Wotta Tripp advises a man who is working on a breeding experiment to discover the benefits of crossing a chicken with a duck.
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• When it Comes to the Crunch
  A distressed neice pleads for help from Dame Wotta Tripp when an uncle disturbs the entire household eating eggshells and crunching them in an extremely noisy manner each day.
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• Where Do Men Store Their Egos? Straight Shooting Advice
  Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a woman who plans to shoot her cheating lover in the ego, believing it to be the largest area of the body and wishing to know whereabouts it is.
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• Where Does Your Cat Or Kitten Sleep?
  Ishfold writes about the cruelty of not letting a kitten sleep where it chooses to, such as curled up with you on your bed.
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• White Cat
  Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'White Cat' is a love poem written about a beautiful faery cat who has stolen away another feline's heart.
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• Who is Dame Wotta Tripp?
  Who is Dame Wotta Tripp? An article about Dame Wotta Tripp and her extraordinary life helping the afflicted.
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• Will You Marry Me?
  Wotta Tripp writes a bizarre proposal of marriage for a man hiding out in an English cave.
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• Wotta Arrangement! - Marriages Arranged Just For You
  Allow Dame Wotta Tripp to find a suitable partner for you so that the perfect marriage can be arranged and tailored to meet your needs!
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• Wotta Tripp Dating
  Dame Wotta Tripp's Dating Site caters to people who might not be, well, average. If you are a lonely but quite peculiar heart, then visit us and see where you might best fit in.
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• Wotta Tripp Invisible College Of Magick
  The Wotta Tripp Invisible College Of Magick is a place where those fortunate enough to be selected will study the magickal arts under the firm guidance of Dame Wotta Tripp herself.
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• Wotta Tripp Is Too Late!
  Henry Hatter passes away in a freak accident that not even Dame Wotta Tripp could avert! All she can do is comfort his shattered family.
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• Wotta Tripp's Credentials
  Dame Wotta Tripp's family history and Earthly credentials are presented in this revealing article.
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• Wotta Waters Perfumery
  Dame Wotta Tripp's perfume line is crafted using a sure knowledge of human nature and an understanding of the effects of perfumes on the minds of men and women.
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• Wotta Works
  Discover the huge variety of hilarious and fascinating gifts offered by the Wotta Works store for your enjoyment,
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• Wotta Works Services Shoppe
  Dame Wotta Tripp offers both magickal and writing services through her Wotta Works Services Shoppe.
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• Wotta Works Shops
  Wotta Works is Dame Wotta Tripp's online store where you can buy gifts of all descriptions. FunnyTee-shirts & much more!
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• Wottascopes
  Purchase a personal Wottascope from Dame Wotta Tripp. As she casts your unique chart she uses her centuries of experience and wisdom to help guide you through the ups and downs of life.
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• WOTTICOM Curriculum
  Dame Wotta Tripp invites you to browse the curriculum that is offered at the 'Wotta Tripp Invisible College of Magick (WOTTICOM).
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• Wottribution
  Dame Wotta Tripp metes out Wottribution to those who seek a greater atonment and also to repeat offenders who have gone a lot too far and warrant a sterner, more virulent type of punishment.
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• Wottribution Has Begun!
  If you have chosen or been selected for 'Wottribution', your ordeal has now begun. For certain people it will necessarily be harsh, but once over with, they will feel all squeaky-clean.
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• Written Confession
  Make a written confession to Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp. Follow the instructions to unburden yourself
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• WTF Radio
  Dame Wotta Tripp's personal radio station provides unusual listening for her visitors.
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• You Need A Darn Good Telling Off!
  Do you need a darn good teling off? Allow Dame Wotta Tripp to thoroughly subjugate you with a stern written reprimand which will sting for days!
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• Your Decision - Ethics Versus Morals
  Dame Wotta Tripp discusses the difference between morals and ethics and the impact that they can have on your life and your relationships.
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